Unlucky Wedding

Groom battered and burnt by New South Wales country marriage - The Australian, Australia

Not sure there are any morals to this. Horses are dangerous and are not toys might be one.

My husband's Aunt owns a beautiful black horse, and she is super careful, and she has flexible titanium glasses that can survive a horses foot... Her horse has thrown her, and Sam is so gentle, but if he gets spooked, watch out. One time I was there and I opened an umbrella, and that scared him a little. So my Aunt then proceeded to open and close the umbrella for the rest of our time there, so he got used to it.

Bonnet in American English is the hood.